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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsModeling data that nobody reads is not a career, it's performance.
Senior SQL wizard, spreadsheet-to-warehouse pipeline enthusiast.
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Dbt logic rewritten by a cold, calculating machine.
split.youAI▸ SCHEMASYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your recursive macros without asking
You build complex SQL transformation layers and manage cross-table dependencies for analytical warehouses that report to stale dashboards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the warehouse costs tripled after you committed that last change.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts suggesting cleaner SQL for your pull requests.
Month 4
Generative models begin writing your base models directly from raw ingestion.
Month 8
Automated units tests catch errors before they even hit the warehouse.
Month 12
The system replaces your manual DAG management with adaptive graph processing.
Month 13 · D-Day
The warehouse self-optimizes, and your dbt project is deleted permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
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Jinja templates written
12,982
Broken pipeline alerts ignored
75 percent
Average time spent refactoring
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud data warehouse.
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