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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPowerPoint slide decks are not a personality trait, just a warning sign.
Professional slide-deck filler and synergy-model architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying synergy better than your junior associates.
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You create complex financial models and pitch decks for companies navigating mergers, acquisitions, and deep structural restructuring.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to read the room during a tense board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull financial data directly from client systems without human input.
Month 3
Natural language models draft your pitch decks in seconds from spreadsheets.
Month 8
Machine learning engines replace the manual entry of valuation assumptions.
Month 15
Automated bots handle all buyer Q&A through secure chat interfaces.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the firm completes the final migration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
140
Average weekly slide deck pages
High
Hourly revenue impact
Infinite
Time spent in Excel cells
Your severance
One free trial of a productivity app and lunch.
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