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Will AI replace Deal Counsel jobs? · Latest report #va9krqdx
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour billable hour is the only legal precedent we care to erase.
Professional reader of boring documents, expert in corporate anxiety.
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stretchy.youAI▸ TERMSHEET AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
inserts poison pills into every contract
You draft term sheets and run due diligence on startups. You spend your life negotiating liability clauses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the founder starts lying to the board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR agents begin indexing every historical deal room document.
Month 4
AI models generate standard term sheets based on fund history.
Month 8
Software flags every discrepancy in startup cap tables automatically.
Month 13
The system negotiates basic legal terms against opposing counsel bots.
Month 19 · D-Day
The fund switches to fully autonomous deal closing protocol.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
1000x faster
Negotiation speed
infinite
Redlines processed
zero
Billable hours
Your severance
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