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Your job has an expiration date
August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are just a glorified spellchecker for a CRM database.
Professional email-chaser and spreadsheet-reconciler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you open your inbox.
oof.you▸ SYNCAGENT PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills contracts in zero milliseconds
You track contract redlines, chase sales managers for approvals, and manually sync deal data across software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sales manager is lying about the discount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart software pulls prospect info directly from your email inbox.
Week 9
Algorithms highlight changes faster than your eyes can scan.
Month 4
The machine automatically nags sales staff until they sign.
Month 7
Scripts fix broken links and sync data across your systems.
Month 10 · D-Day
You are replaced by a permanent background background script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
42
Emails per closed deal
85%
Time spent in Excel
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF merge tool.
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