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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour inbox is just a graveyard where data goes to die.
Professional inbox-zero seeker and energy-data wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you open your eyes.
ow.youAI▸ ENERGYRATE-AGENT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand energy quotes per millisecond
You validate energy prices for businesses by clearing an endless, soul-crushing inbox of deal requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their utility usage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins sorting your incoming deal requests automatically.
Month 3
Rules-based logic takes over the price validation for smaller accounts.
Month 6
Market feeds connect directly to the CRM to set prices.
Month 8
Managers stop letting you touch the automated price finalisation.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system runs without any human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Emails per hour
Excessive
Coffee-to-data ratio
99%
Typo correction rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our energy-saving smart thermostat.
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