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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are basically a glorified calendar invite for heavy machinery parts.
Professional email-sender and dealer-handholder for heavy equipment.
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Automated partnership management for industrial parts.
brr.you▸ JCB-SYNC DEALER OPTIMIZER V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates promo campaigns while you sleep
You coordinate sales promotions and administrative support for JCB equipment dealerships across the UK and Ireland regions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a dealer is lying about their quarterly sales targets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dealers get a self-serve app to stop emailing you daily.
Month 4
AI creates all your marketing flyers and discount emails instantly.
Month 8
A bot answers every dealer technical question with perfect accuracy.
Month 13
Algorithms order parts before the dealers even know they need them.
Month 18 · D-Day
The dealer network is fully managed by our backend server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 Liters
Coffee consumed during dealer calls
112 Sent
Emails per dealer per week
89 Percent
Dealer training sessions ignored
Your severance
One free hydraulic hose and a handwritten email.
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