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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling overpriced extended warranties to people who just want a car.
Professional ink-drier and interest-rate obfuscator.
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Closing the deal without the small talk.
squeeze.youAI▸ LOANLOGIC-4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates predatory loan terms instantly
You upsell finance packages and interest rates to buyers while juggling bank approval paperwork for car loans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to walk out over the interest rate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart apps clear the credit checks before the customer even arrives.
Month 5
Software fills out all state forms without a single typo.
Month 12
Algorithms predict which warranties the customer is most likely to buy.
Month 17
Video booths handle the final signature collection with biometric verification.
Month 22 · D-Day
The Finance office is converted into a self-service coffee lounge.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
45 minutes
Average time spent lying about APR
3 cups
Coffee consumed per credit check
12 units
Customer eye-rolls per contract
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a basic calculator app.
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