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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging dealership servers so customers can finance base-model SUVs faster.
IT support for the people who overcharge for floor mats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime for every sales floor.
toast.you▸ DEALERNET CLOUDCORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire network remotely
You patch DMS software and maintain fragile dealer networks. Your existence is just keeping the CRM from crashing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically unplug the router when the CRM goes completely insane.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The local servers are moved to a remote managed data center.
Month 4
AI handles every password reset without human intervention.
Month 8
Software updates are applied automatically during off-peak hours.
Month 13
Sensors detect and reroute traffic around failing hardware.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room is converted into a secondary inventory office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
400 hrs/yr
DMS downtime handled
99 percent
Password reset frequency
124
Unread support tickets
Your severance
One free oil change and a glossy brochure.
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