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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYou move metal between parking spots until the software takes over.
Lot-shuffling specialist, professional key-ring juggler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous car shuffling without the human keys.
bzzt.youAI▸ LOTPILOT FLEET-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
parks eighty cars while you are sleeping
You shuffle inventory between lots and maintain vehicle presentation. The key-management room is your primary base of operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one specific key fob buried in a desk drawer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors replace your physical logbook for every single vehicle.
Month 7
Real-time satellite positioning makes searching for cars obsolete.
Month 16
Algorithms dictate optimal parking positions based on sales demand.
Year 2.2
Centralised systems remotely engage ignitions and move vehicles autonomously.
Year 3 · D-Day
Automated vehicle fleets manage themselves without your intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
42
Keys tracked per hour
8
Miles walked per shift
0.1%
Cars dinged by accident
Your severance
A slightly used floor mat and a keychain.
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