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June 7, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou move metal, but my sensors don't need a shift change.
Professional car-lot tetris master and shuttle driver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous car shuffling and high-speed buffing.
squeeze.you▸ LOTBOT X-99▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shuffles lot inventory during midnight hours
You spend all day buffing paint, moving sedans to the front row, and shuttling bored customers across town.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a customer is actually ready to buy before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
High-res sensors map every inch of the dealership lot.
Month 8
Automated kiosks replace the physical key ring you carry.
Month 15
Self-driving electric pods take over all customer drop-offs.
Month 23
Precision arms wash and dry cars with zero water waste.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The bot swarm rearranges your entire lot in five minutes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
42 daily
Cars moved
12 percent
Human error rate
18 minutes
Customer shuttle time
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end car wash soap.
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