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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be exorcised by logic.
Expert in market data, victim of cell references.
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sluurp.you▸ QUANTFEED-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire ledgers while you blink
You reconcile trade discrepancies and maintain price feeds for financial assets. You translate market data into internal system values.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the model failed on Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Python scripts start parsing your price feeds automatically.
Month 4
Machine vision flags trade breaks before you can open Outlook.
Month 8
AI models learn to ignore the outliers you manually fix.
Month 13
Automated modules file all disclosures directly to authorities.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens expire as the system replaces you fully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Spreadsheet Errors
Million+
Price Updates Per Second
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Your severance
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