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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell complexity, but I sell the math that removes it.
Carving out value until the carve-out carves out you.
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Automating the exit strategy for everyone.
bzzt.youAI▸ DIVEST-AI ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles complex carve-out sheets instantly
You oversee carve-out valuations and financial modeling during complex corporate divestitures. You manage junior analysts through endless drafting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the client why their valuation assumptions are completely delusional.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drafting tools begin auto-filling your standard deal memos.
Month 5
Automated scripts pull and format client financial data directly.
Month 12
AI models generate pro-forma statements without your manual oversight.
Month 20
Machine logic handles all client status updates and inquiries.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system processes your final exit and deletes your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Slides created per week
35
Hours spent on calls
99 percent
Redundancy potential
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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