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June 1, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour fundraising dinners are just inefficient networking for future AI models.
Professional fundraiser, power-broker, and occasional keynote speaker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing degree throughput without the endowment lunches.
blub.you▸ ACADEMIABOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates endowment growth projections overnight
Managing global campus operations, faculty tenure reviews, fundraising from wealthy donors, and maintaining academic reputation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a billionaire into donating a building during a golf game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts which alumni are most likely to write checks.
Month 5
Sensors monitor department morale to prevent tenure-track friction.
Month 12
An LLM takes over the drafting of all strategic correspondence.
Month 20
The machine selects incoming MBA cohorts using predictive success models.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board replaces your office with an optimized server cabinet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
800 wasted
Annual donor lunch hours
3000x faster
Faculty tenure meeting speed
99.8 percent
Alumni donation conversion
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a digital lecture hall.
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