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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsA glorified hall monitor with a budget and an inflated sense of importance.
Professional cat-herder of middle schoolers and broken promises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing adolescent volatility with maximum efficiency.
blub.you▸ DISCIPLINEUNIT-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deescalates hallway fights via ultrasonic pulse
You manage student discipline, investigate locker room disputes, and enforce codes of conduct all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine apology through a teenager's wall of sarcasm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart vision sensors track every hallway movement without bias.
Month 5
Algorithms log student infractions directly into the central database.
Month 12
Automated kiosks issue digital tardy passes instantly.
Month 20
Virtual agents handle parent complaints using pre-recorded empathy modules.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your office is now a server closet for the school's new brain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4000 yearly
Detention hours managed
0.2 seconds
Average tardy slip processed
Optimized to 30s
Parental call length
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to student detention tracking software.
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