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Your job has an expiration date
April 4, 2095
In 68 years, 6 monthsHarvesting souls in an unstructured, messy world is surprisingly hard to automate.
Grim Reaper with a scythe, looking for a pivot.
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The final transition, now with 99% less paperwork.
help!you▸ ETERNITYAGENT V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 68 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests your data before your heartbeat ends
You collect souls as they depart, managing the transition between existence and the afterlife.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the quiet, final gravity that no processor could ever hope to emulate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors in hospitals begin tracking vital signs to preempt your arrival.
Year 5
Smart devices handle the logistics of departure notifications and final wishes.
Year 14
Digital consciousness backups make the physical act of reaping redundant.
Year 27
Algorithms begin guiding the recently departed through the transition process.
Year 68 · D-Day
You find yourself without a job in a world that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
100 Billion+
Souls processed
Zero
Human error rate
None
Vacation days
Your severance
A slightly longer lunch break.
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