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Will AI replace Death Investigator jobs? · Latest report #5rfxy7kk
Your job has an expiration date
November 15, 2031
In 5 years, 1 monthYou analyze silence, but my sensors don't need a pulse to know.
Professional witness to the ultimate system crash.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finality, quantified with absolute mechanical precision.
no no noyouAI▸ MORTISFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
constructs a perfect digital shadow of events
You document scenes and identify causes of death. Digital systems will soon catalog every biological outcome faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of a specific regret in an empty room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors map the death scene in full 3D detail.
Month 13
Automated tox-scanners upload findings directly to the digital file.
Year 2.5
AI drafts the initial narrative based on forensic probability tables.
Year 3.8
Voice models handle family notification protocols with perfect calibrated tone.
Year 5 · D-Day
The machine assumes the entire scene processing workload autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
100 percent
scenes processed
too much
human error
instant
evidence logged
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