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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYour career path is terminal by definition.
Resident of the state's most exclusive, concrete-walled gated community.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for the inescapable end.
squeeze.you▸ FINALITY-PROCESSOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
terminates your contract permanently
You occupy a cell while awaiting a state-mandated conclusion. It is a stationary, high-security, involuntary role.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can truly claim to be a captive audience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your files are scanned into a high-security automated database.
Day 2
AI cameras replace guard patrols to monitor your cell.
Day 2
Robotic dispensers deliver your rations with perfect regularity.
Day 2
In-person visits transition to encrypted high-definition video calls.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your role is officially retired by the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
20 feet
Average daily walk
Zero
Career mobility
Negative
Promotion potential
Your severance
A final meal of your choice.
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