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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire personality is now a library of pre-prompted rhetorical fallacies.
Professional loudmouth, expert in shouting over others.
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You spend all day shouting over people on stream while aggressively Googling talking points to win internet arguments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain genuine smugness when you are objectively losing the argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI monitors every viral trend to prepare aggressive talking points.
Week 9
A synthetic voice learns to mimic your exact cadence and condescension.
Month 3
Software identifies 'pwned' moments to auto-upload for maximum engagement.
Month 4
The engine debates itself 10,000 times to optimize rhetorical traps.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your audience never notices you were replaced by a text box.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Average Gish Gallops per hour
0.4
Seconds to reach ad hominem
0.01%
Percentage of original thought
Your severance
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