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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pitch books are just spreadsheets waiting for a better algorithm.
Leveraged finance expert in a sea of Italian debt.
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Closing Italian deals while you sleep.
ow.youAI▸ DEBTMODELER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates syndicate modeling during dinner breaks
You structure leveraged finance mandates and build complex financial models for Italian boutique deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The bot digests your historic deal documents and past models.
Month 3
Automated scripts replace your manual Excel waterfall building.
Month 8
Generative tools create your slide decks in milliseconds.
Month 13
AI-led email threads handle all the routine back-and-forth.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes its first closing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
1200 annually
Hours spent fixing VLOOKUPs
near zero
Banker sanity levels
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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