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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for a server to blink.
Master of Excel, slayer of loan-to-value ratios.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating risk without the human guilt.
glub.youAI▸ LENDLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
forecasts default probability during lunch
You monitor loan covenants, assess collateral risk, and track payment schedules for complex commercial real estate debt portfolios.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the desperation in a borrower’s tone during a high-stakes call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart parsers extract data from borrower statements directly into the ledger.
Month 5
Algorithms flag breaches before your morning coffee is even finished.
Month 12
Drones and high-res feeds replace your physical site inspection trips.
Month 16
AI models suggest restructuring terms based on global market liquidity.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your portfolio and retires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 Million
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Loan covenant errors
Infinite
Coffee breaks eliminated
Your severance
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