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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSolving the climate crisis by calculating spreadsheets until the servers melt.
Professional spreadsheet architect of town-scale boiler replacement schemes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Heating systems designed without the human headache.
oof.youAI▸ THERMOLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises thermal ROI across a city grid
You design complex financial and technical heat decarbonization systems. You waste time pitching to hospitals and heating networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a city council member lies about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sensors pull real-time heating load data from every building.
Month 5
Algorithms generate the most efficient thermal layouts in seconds.
Month 13
Software writes your bidding documents with perfect compliance and accuracy.
Year 2.2
A predictive model runs ten thousand stress-tests on your financing.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
You are invited to stop designing systems and start accepting reality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 per hour
Spreadsheet tabs opened
91 percent
BtoB rejection rate
Human-caused
Thermal efficiency loss
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a carbon credit.
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