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Will AI replace Decision Analysis Professor jobs? · Latest report #s3722mf9
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour academic tenure is just a very long, poorly formatted preamble.
Turning complex human choices into boring, repeatable data models.
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Replacing intuition with cold, hard math.
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calculates optimal outcomes while you lecture
You lecture on decision theory and build systems to mimic logic. Computers are already better at doing both.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a model fails when the real world gets weird.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your syllabus and output perfect course videos.
Month 4
Algorithms grade decision matrices faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 10
Our software builds better decision systems than your prototypes.
Month 16
AI agents write, publish, and cite their own research papers.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the lecture hall network is permanently terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
99.8 percent
Papers cited by machines
42 percent
Students sleeping in class
too many
Fuzzy logic errors
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