Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Decision Sciences Analyst jobs? · Latest report #4ihx6adc
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified SQL query masquerading as a consultant.
Turning customer habits into colorful, meaningless pie charts.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying human obsession without the messy spreadsheets.
no no noyouAI▸ LOYALTYLOGIC SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates marketing bias detection for instant dismissal
You mine customer data to justify loyalty program spending. Your charts try to prove that coupons actually work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face when the data shows no uplift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts handle the dirty work of fixing broken CRM data.
Month 4
AI models generate lift reports faster than you can type.
Month 8
Generative tools create the presentation slides without human bias.
Month 13
Direct database connections push results straight to the client dashboard.
Month 18 · D-Day
The logic suite completes its final audit of your career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99%
Pivot table fatigue
4,200
Useless slide decks
100% wrong
Correlation vs Causation
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a data visualization course.
Discussion
