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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour tape measure is a quaint artifact of a pre-robotic era.
Professional wood-butcher and post-hole enthusiast.
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Precision framing with zero lumber waste.
split.you▸ STRUCTURA-BUILD V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels beams with micro-millimeter precision
You cut, frame, and fasten outdoor structures. Your body is the primary tool for leveling and structural assembly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still shim a joist to perfection when the foundation is slightly crooked.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners map the yard layout to replace your tape measure.
Month 6
GPS-guided augers dig and pour concrete footings without human help.
Month 16
Stationary gantry arms cut and fasten joists to exact specifications.
Year 2.5
Magnetic feeders drive fasteners into boards at constant, machine-perfect force.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is ready; human intervention is officially considered a liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
14
Average splinters per day
3mm
Leveling error variance
2000
Hours spent digging post-holes
Your severance
One cordless drill battery, mostly dead.
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