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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour binoculars are just expensive paperweights for the coming automated bridge.
Salt-crusted eyes, constantly scanning for lights in the dark.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ocean has no room for human error.
glub.youAI▸ NAVI-BOT 225-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect course in heavy swells
You monitor radar, maintain course, and manage bridge safety routines. Soon, smart sensors will do it all.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, salty mood of the sea better than our code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar and vision systems start mapping the blind spots.
Month 7
Digital tablets replace the messy ink-and-paper logs.
Month 16
Software takes over steering commands from your verbal requests.
Year 2.3
Human presence on the bridge is reduced to minimal oversight.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The vessel navigates entirely by secure, autonomous satellite protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Excessive
Average caffeine intake
Too high
Bridge alarm frequency
Zero needed
Manual course adjustments
Your severance
One free compass and a very long bus ride.
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