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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour tape measure is a relic in a world of lasers.
Master of joists, commander of the circular saw.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision decking without the splinters.
glub.youAI▸ DECKBOT ASSEMBLER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels uneven terrain with laser guidance
You cut pressure-treated lumber to size and secure it to joists. You deal with splinters and uneven ground daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a warped board will fight back when screwed down.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drones scan your site to create a 3D floor plan.
Month 6
Pre-cut boards arrive at your site labeled for assembly.
Month 16
Heavy gantries install your joists with laser precision.
Year 2.5
Small robotic units screw down every board perfectly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is finished before you even finish breakfast.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
482
splinters removed per year
3 millimeters
average leveling error
120
hours spent hunting lost screws
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood screws.
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