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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou calculate how to tear it down, while we calculate you.
Professional breaker of things, currently building your own exit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dismantling legacy assets without the human friction.
split.you▸ DECOMBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates site deconstruction bids overnight
You review structural drawings and manage project budgets. We turn your spreadsheets into automated demolition workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if the site reality actually matches those dusty, outdated blue prints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan and digitize every messy paper blueprint.
Month 5
Algorithms predict disposal costs better than your Excel sheets.
Month 13
Software tracks regulatory changes and flags legal conflicts automatically.
Year 1.9
Automated systems hound subcontractors for updates without human politeness.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the project lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
1200
Drawings parsed per hour
0.01%
Cost estimate error
0ms
Project oversight latency
Your severance
A PDF copy of your final project file.
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