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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTurning your hobby of cutting out napkins into a career ender.
Professional paper-snipper and dedicated varnish-layer applier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect edges without the glue-covered fingers.
oof.you▸ DECOU-PASTE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
applies flawless finish in zero seconds
You carefully cut paper motifs and glue them onto surfaces. Then you apply endless layers of varnish.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much varnish a specific paper texture will actually tolerate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-res cameras identify exact placement for every paper cutout.
Month 5
Precision lasers snip motifs faster and cleaner than any human scissors.
Month 10
Robotic arms apply perfect glue layers without a single wrinkle.
Month 17
A sealed chamber applies even, bubble-free coats of clear finish.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The machine finishes the final piece while you clean your brushes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2
Average wrinkles per piece
Excessive
Varnish fumes inhaled yearly
Too much
Time spent waiting for dry
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic, machine-applied clear coat.
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