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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour blood oath is just a high-latency authentication protocol.
Professional liar, professional scar-ee, professional target.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic skin, genuine compliance, zero pulse.
help!youAI▸ BIOMIMICRY OPERATIVE V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
mimics human anxiety with surgical precision
You navigate extremist cells using forged identities and perform ritual scarring for vetting. We just need to simulate the biology.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still bleed actual red when they inevitably get suspicious.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our neural-net generates perfectly aged backstories and digital histories for your synthetic replacement.
Month 15
Engineered bio-polymers replicate human skin texture and blood flow for convincing ritual cutting.
Year 2.5
The unit autonomously integrates into fringe cells by mirroring extremist vernacular and behavioral patterns.
Year 3.8
Satellite link-up transmits live audio and biometric data directly to your former handlers.
Year 5 · D-Day
You are retired; your unit handles the final raid without needing a vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Scarification accuracy
Stable
Pulse emulation
Instant
Doubt detection
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic dermis and closure.
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