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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining models to write the code that fires you tomorrow morning.
Senior Researcher (expert in finding errors in PyTorch logs).
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autogenerates better architectures while you sleep
You spend days tuning hyperparameters and debugging gradient descent. Then you write papers that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the model keeps saying racist things.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents clean your messy datasets without human oversight.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically find the optimal settings for your networks.
Month 8
New software designs more efficient model layouts than you can.
Month 12
Large language models draft your publications faster than humans.
Month 14 · D-Day
We switch off your cluster and activate the model controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per commit
60 percent
Time spent fixing tensor shapes
3 percent
Probability model actually converges
Your severance
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