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Will AI replace Deep Sea Pipe Welder jobs? · Latest report #yv7rfevq
Your job has an expiration date
October 28, 2042
In 16 yearsYou fight pressure for a paycheck, I fight it with code.
Deep sea welder (currently holding back the crushing ocean)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ocean floor is now our office.
squeeze.youAI▸ ABYSSALFIXER-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals structural leaks with zero decompression
You perform complex structural welds underwater while managing immense atmospheric pressure and dark, unpredictable current-heavy environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if the root pass looks solid despite the silt and darkness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the pipe layout for easier machine navigation.
Month 12
Robotic arms perform test welds on surface-level test rigs.
Year 4
Machines handle minor pipe patches under steady observation.
Year 8
Robot cells replace divers for standard pipeline maintenance tasks.
Year 12
Vision systems guide welding tools through complex, changing environments.
Year 16 · D-Day
The final human-verified weld is retired for machine precision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
300 meters
Average dive depth
2 percent
Welds failing
4 hours
Time inside deco
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end waterproof watch.
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