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Will AI replace Deep Sea Treasure Hunter jobs? · Latest report #7cw4g2ry
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October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsThe ocean is too messy for a robot, but we are trying.
Professional wanderer of the deep, wet, dark void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper than your dreams, cheaper than you.
bzzt.youAI▸ ABYSSAL-SCAN 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
sifts through silt without disturbing the wreckage
You scan murky seabeds for historic shipwrecks and recover high-value artifacts using submersibles and precise hand tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to spot a gold coin in a pile of rust.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Better AI vision models start identifying metallic shapes on sonar data.
Year 5
Autonomous submersibles map the ocean floor without needing a human pilot.
Year 12
Robotic arms gain enough haptic feedback to pick up fragile pottery safely.
Year 19
Unmanned mother-ships handle the heavy lifting while agents process site data.
Year 27 · D-Day
The ocean floor is now officially a managed asset of Deprecation.org.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4000 meters
Average depth reached
99 percent
Artifacts missed
200 yearly
Days spent motion sick
Your severance
One free compass and a map to nowhere.
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