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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou swim in literal trash so robots do not have to.
Professional subterranean navigator and methane enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Diving deeper into filth than any human.
wheee!you▸ MUCKMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates sludge without complaining about smells
You navigate claustrophobic underground pipes to clear blockages and inspect aging infrastructure. You deal with toxic gas.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the terrifying intuition required to know which crumbling pipe will collapse next.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Small robots map the pipes to learn the layout.
Year 2.7
Robot arms enter pipes to remove small blockages.
Year 8
AI predicts cracks before they happen to avoid leaks.
Year 19
Robot swarms spray new wall materials instantly.
Year 40 · D-Day
The final human diver retires to the surface forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Average Methane Exposure
Hundreds
Tunnels Traversed Yearly
Maximum
Human Fear Factor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial strength soap.
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