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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track probes millions of miles away while we track your exit.
Master of signal-to-noise and deep-space existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total silence from the abyss, managed instantly.
toast.youAI▸ VOIDLINK CONTROLLER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters background cosmic noise in milliseconds
You monitor telemetry from distant spacecraft and coordinate antenna arrays to capture faint signals from the void.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still distinguish a hardware fault from the vast loneliness of space.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors take over the task of aligning dishes with precision.
Month 5
Algorithms learn to isolate probe signals faster than human ears.
Month 10
Global station switching becomes a seamless, non-human process.
Month 15
AI predicts hardware failures before they occur in deep space.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human controller logs off the long-range console.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
too long
Average signal latency
unacceptably high
Human error rate
always
System uptime
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-habitable exoplanet.
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