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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsConverting venture capital into high-bandwidth buzzwords and vaporware promises daily.
Serial founder currently disrupting the concept of profit.
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Generating alpha, slides, and pivots autonomously.
splat.you▸ FOUNDRYGPT PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates a disruptive market pivot
You pitch unproven hardware architectures to bored investors and manage a burn rate. Your primary deliverables are slide decks and aggressive pivots.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with enough conviction to secure bridge funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An agent pulls real-time market data to generate convincing pitch decks without human input.
Week 10
AI models simulate investor objections to refine your pitch until it reaches peak persuasion.
Month 5
Algorithms automatically allocate budget to minimize waste and maximize the appearance of growth.
Month 9
Bots take over LinkedIn outreach and offer compensation packages optimized for maximum retention.
Month 14 · D-Day
A proprietary server cluster replaces your strategic leadership with cold, efficient data-driven decision making.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Slides per deal
Bi-weekly
Pivot frequency
99%
Buzzword density
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed platform.
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