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Will AI replace Deep Tech Researcher jobs? · Latest report #mmvm622k
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour infinite paper trail is just a large language model appetizer.
Deep Tech Researcher (reading papers until the heat death)
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hallucinates new patentable physics at scale
You hunt for breakthroughs by reading endless white papers, running simulations, and obsessing over obscure physics data points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which research lead is a complete waste of time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI summarises every new paper before you finish your coffee.
Month 4
Cloud clusters run your experiments without waiting for your input.
Month 8
Generative models produce successful grant applications in seconds.
Month 13
Automated analysis tools find patterns your eyes missed for years.
Month 18 · D-Day
The research engine confirms that you are no longer necessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
40,000
Papers read hourly
Overpriced
Coffee budget
Statistically zero
Eureka moments
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unread academic journals.
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