Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Deer jobs? · Latest report #2ihtxmhd
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysZero output, zero skills, zero contribution to the corporate bottom line.
Unclassified non-worker with zero billable hours.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Better than nature, costs less to maintain.
bzzt.youAI▸ URBANGREEN SYNTHETIC FAUNA V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
eats ornamental shrubs without human permission
You spend all day standing in fields eating grass without a single deliverable. Your lack of job title makes you the most efficient target yet.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine talent for standing perfectly still in front of oncoming traffic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Satellite imaging identifies your preferred grazing zones for immediate commercial development.
Day 2
Smart-fencing protocols initiate to segment your environment into profitable square footage.
Day 2
You are officially replaced by a high-resolution, static environmental hologram.
Day 2
Transition your organic biomass into a more efficient, non-moving aesthetic asset.
Day 3 · D-Day
The ecosystem is now fully optimized for zero-cost, maintenance-free digital landscape rendering.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Quarterly value added
Zero
Productive hours daily
None
Contribution to GDP
Your severance
A stale bag of carrots and a gentle nudge.
Discussion
