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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell billion-dollar silence; algorithms do it with less ego.
Professional gatekeeper of state-secret profit margins.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Negotiating outcomes, zero morale, total compliance.
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bypasses bureaucratic deadlocks with optimal clauses
Manage complex contract negotiations and track export compliance for multi-year defence programmes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a general is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers all past contract data to identify negotiation patterns.
Month 5
Automated tools manage regulatory filings and export control documentation.
Month 10
Algorithms simulate negotiation outcomes against competitor pricing models.
Month 15
Software updates legal contracts faster than your internal team.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine takes the final seat at the negotiation table.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 Liters
Coffee consumed while reviewing RFPs
90 Percent
Time spent in legal review
1200
Emails per closed deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and a non-compete for life.
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