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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsConverting your complex technical requirements into high-margin government disappointment.
Turning vague government anxiety into extremely expensive technical debt.
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oof.youAI▸ GOVSPEC AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates impenetrable procurement jargon overnight
You draft lengthy compliance documents and define procurement specs for massive, delayed defence projects. Then you justify the costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the budget ballooned while maintaining a completely straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest existing specs to write initial requirement drafts.
Month 5
Algorithms calculate the most convincing budget excuses for stakeholders.
Month 13
Smart agents monitor policy changes and update documentation in real-time.
Year 1.9
Virtual experts replace your role in departmental approval meetings.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your remaining project documentation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4,200 annually
Pages of jargon written
11 total
Project delays justified
89
Acronyms invented
Your severance
A decommissioned slide deck and a firm handshake.
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