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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning complex sovereign industrial capability obligations into a simple CSV file.
Professional paper-pusher for national security industrial requirements.
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Automated procurement logic with zero bureaucratic drift.
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You track defence contractor spend against local industrial requirements. You write policy memos and audit compliance reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern which stakeholders are actually lying during a tense inter-agency working group meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR scanners ingest decades of dusty paper offset agreements.
Month 5
LLMs draft ministerial memos based on static regulation templates.
Month 10
Data pipelines verify contractor spend reports without human eyes.
Month 15
Virtual agents handle all procurement queries and industry meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
The policy office is fully automated and runs on hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2 seconds
Audit cycle time
0%
Bureaucratic friction
1,000
Policy updates per minute
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one government-issued ergonomic mouse.
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