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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Defence Project Planner jobs? · Latest report #4ztfzx7s
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour gantt charts are just expensive digital wallpaper.
Professional spreadsheet shuffler and PowerPoint architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating failure analysis before it even starts.
glub.youAI▸ PLANNER-X DEFENSE ENGINE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates entire defence budgets in milliseconds
You track defence contract timelines and resource allocation. You shuffle spreadsheets to pretend budget overruns don't exist.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a general is lying about the project's actual completion date.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading your project logs to map dependencies automatically.
Month 5
The machine generates your weekly status updates without human intervention.
Month 10
Algorithms dictate staff assignments based on real-time project velocity.
Month 15
Automated models predict delays better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-planning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Spreadsheets per day
8 per week
Meetings about nothing
Infinite
Project delay excuses
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management app.
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