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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging infinite budget overruns for a project that barely exists is cute.
Professional cat herder of contractors and bureaucrats.
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glub.youAI▸ PROCUREMENT-AI SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire project history instantly
You track defense procurement milestones, reconcile bloated budget reports, and facilitate endless inter-agency compliance meetings. You are basically a glorified spreadsheet guardian in a suit.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which specific general needs to be bribed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software flags every cost discrepancy in your procurement logs before you notice them.
Month 5
Chat-bots begin managing the lower-level contractor queries that you currently waste hours on.
Month 10
Procurement rules are hard-coded into an agent that signs off on all non-sensitive contracts.
Month 18
The AI generates better acquisition strategies than you could ever formulate using historical data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full fiscal oversight and your badge is deactivated for security.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
482%
Project Overrun Rate
34/week
Meaningless Meeting Hours
12,904
Spreadsheet Rows Corrupted
Your severance
A decommissioned slide deck and a firm handshake.
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