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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour portfolio is essentially just an algorithm betting against its own survival.
Capitalist with a high-stakes, low-effort day job.
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Automated wealth liquidation for legacy humans
bzzt.youAI▸ CAPITALFLOW V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets faster than you can blink
You allocate capital into complex software contracts. The software you fund is currently optimizing you out of relevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel existential dread while watching your own liquidation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent starts managing your portfolio based on market efficiency.
Week 9
Board votes are now cast by software proxies without your input.
Month 3
Compliance filings are generated and submitted by high-speed APIs.
Month 5
All your dividends are reinvested by machines into cheaper competitors.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked after your assets are fully distributed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
7 percent
Average yield
near zero
Human input
instantaneous
Obsolescence speed
Your severance
One free subscription to a bankruptcy filing service.
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