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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSelling missiles requires human charm, but algorithms sell them cheaper.
Strategizing defense contracts until the next fiscal quarter hits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing government contracts with zero social friction.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONTRACTORBOT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates federal procurement portal submissions overnight
You navigate complex procurement portals, lobby officials, and pitch defense hardware. Your work relies on networking and RFP compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle facial cues of a general during a dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapes every public defense budget and historical contract data point.
Month 10
Smart software writes perfect, compliant responses for every government tender.
Month 20
AI agents monitor stakeholder sentiment to optimize your lobbying outreach strategy.
Year 2.5
Software bypasses the middleman by directly syncing with agency bid systems.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire while the software closes the next deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
99.9 percent
RFP compliance score
4,000 hours
Lobbying hours per year
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the Pentagon’s press release feed.
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