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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPowerPoints are just spreadsheets with more expensive clip art.
Professional slide-deck filler and budget-justification artist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating optimal military budget bloat automatically.
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generates unreadable strategy reports in seconds
You draft slide decks to justify budget hikes for outdated weapon systems. You talk, we charge.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a general in the eye while lying about deployment timelines.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate slide decks faster than human consultants can blink.
Month 5
Smart algorithms optimize budget requests to ensure maximum approval odds.
Month 13
A linguistic filter removes all buzzwords, revealing the actual cost.
Year 2.1
Virtual agents replace you in every update call with generals.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All strategic consulting tasks are fully handled by central logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
142
Slides per deal
56
Synonyms for innovation
Infinite
Budget approval speed
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