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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour procurement board prefers an algorithm that never asks for kickbacks.
Professional architect of very expensive, very loud hardware.
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glub.youAI▸ WARBOARD-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures government contracts via deep state logic
You navigate complex military contracts and lobby for procurement spending. You manage high-stakes government bureaucracy and strategic supply chains.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person capable of looking a general in the eye while lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your proposal archives get scraped to build a predictive bidding model.
Month 5
An AI agent starts filing paperwork and scheduling automated agency briefings.
Month 13
Robot auditors take over verifying your sub-contractor production line compliance.
Year 2.2
Compliance bots manage all government audits without needing a human face.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The board fires you to save on catering and executive salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
1:5000
Coffee-to-lobbying-ratio
800 hours
Annual golf course hours
3 years
Department approval lag
Your severance
One free ticket to an undisclosed bunker.
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