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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling missiles requires less human empathy than you currently believe.
Professional grifter for the military-industrial complex.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the bid for global dominance.
splat.you▸ CONTRACTORACLE-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures government contracts while you sleep
You draft market capture plans and align multi-year government procurement cycles with corporate defense product roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of lying convincingly during a classified dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins scraping all public defense contract filings.
Month 5
AI models generate winning capture plans based on historical success.
Month 10
Algorithms push targeted white papers to procurement decision makers.
Month 15
Real-time auditing software handles export control without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system executes the final bid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12000
procurement cycles parsed
0.02
bureaucratic friction index
44 percent
human errors in filings
Your severance
Two weeks of LinkedIn Premium and a generic keychain.
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