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Will AI replace Defense Lobbyist jobs? · Latest report #beznnjsh
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is a spreadsheet, and spreadsheets are now obsolete.
Professional diner of expensive steaks and dealer of influence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy shifts at the speed of light.
ow.you▸ INFLUENCE ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates campaign donations based on polling data
You trade influence for defense contracts and tech access. You dine, wine, and lobby to steer policy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle facial cues of a senator during a private lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated briefs arrive in every staffer's inbox daily.
Month 4
Algorithms map the exact dinner conversation needed for sway.
Month 10
Smart bots manage campaign funding flows automatically.
Month 16
Language for defense bills is written by neural networks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine becomes the only voice the congresspeople hear.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4000 USD
Dinner bill per contract
120
Handshakes replaced per hour
0.02ms
Policy influence latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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