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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track earned value while the program drifts into the sunset.
Expert at turning 'behind schedule' into 're-baselined'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Earned value calculated before the meeting starts.
help!you▸ MILESTONE-GEN 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates schedule variance reports instantly
You shuffle spreadsheets to track budget milestones and beg engineers to finish tasks on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to demand progress without causing a mass resignation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI reads all your spreadsheets to learn project patterns.
Month 6
Software emails engineers directly for their progress reports.
Month 12
The system forecasts delays before you even sense them.
Month 16
AI dashboards present all metrics during your status meetings.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system re-baselines everything without needing your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4000
Spreadsheet rows per day
99.9%
Earned value accuracy
100%
Interpersonal friction reduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to project management software.
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