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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary missiles that the AI actually knows how to build.
Professional PowerPoint storyteller and professional burner of cash.
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Automated procurement for the military-industrial complex.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONTRACTBROKER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures government funding via algorithmic charm
You pitch vaporware to committees and navigate regulatory hell to secure government contracts. Your board hates your cash burn.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of lying with the specific charisma required to secure venture capital.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI generates slide decks that are actually mathematically coherent.
Month 5
Sensors and agents automatically complete your tedious government compliance forms.
Month 13
The system replaces your networking by flooding inboxes with targeted data.
Year 1.9
The board replaces you with a dashboard that keeps burn rate zero.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The machine signs the prime contract while you look for a new deck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
99.2%
Pitch decks ignored
Excessive
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Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you are a visionary.
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